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Strip Demotivational Poster

Future -

TAGS: future prospect stripper
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Needs a continuation: "... and make a school teacher's annual salary every three months."
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am
hmm.. f*** you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and f***ed up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})

DEISM - My belief is symbolized by a RUBBER BAND?!?

TAGS: deism mobius strip
Rating: 2.18/5
JoshaGibs - August 8, 2013, 6:39 am
One person has ever said the mobius strip even has anything to do with the philosophy of Deism. Of course being the person who wants to make a necklace and profit off of it. That doesn't make it a true symbol of Deism. Trust me no one rallies around it.
ddSkul - April 22, 2009, 4:46 pm
1) Paper, not rubber 2)How does a mobius strip symbolize "your belief"?
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:56 pm
It's stunningly similar to what the rubber band indicates belief in.


TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Sean

sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
She will be very popular with all males in about 5-8 years.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
I wish punctuation showed up in the tags because the strip club is named Mimi's.


TAGS: crabs for lunch at stripjoint
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:10 am
I like it. 5 Biguns!

FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...

Portal Unlock -



THE UNITED STATES - The cams and the ...err, the stars and the blinds ...err stripes, A symbol for freedom, peace and security. Since July 4, 1776.

TAGS: usa stars and stripes viba
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by viba

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Lol, that's . . . . . whoa. . . . wait this isn't politifake ;-)
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:26 am
Hey Orwell, I see what you're doing behind those blinds, and don't come crying to me when you grow hair on your palms
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:31 pm

one nation under CCTV....Britain led the way long before the USA ever tried it.

Annoying comics -


TAGS: if i told you once i told you twice red and white strips
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
ROFLMAO! Ummmm, Ron? You just explained a whole LOT about yourself in that comment!!!
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:59 pm
His son can only hope, eh Rerun?
rerun - October 26, 2009, 4:22 pm

worst part is he drove wife to hospital while drunk, violate his probation and will very well miss his new son 1st birthday as well.
RONSART - October 26, 2009, 4:15 pm
LOL.5L.believe it or not.but, is the same Hospital where I was born (of course, orginal building torn down yrs ago, now newer hospital)even had middle name named after-DEE-hated my mom for years for doing. Utah has it share of p***erts-maybe its the water


TAGS: don t forget my beggin strips
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by culos

LogicDude - November 19, 2009, 3:38 pm
Operator? Operator! It's that idiot Timmy - he's down the well again!


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Losifer

Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:28 am
How about making a motifake with DIFFERENT words! Yeah! You can do that now! I know. It must be magical. The only logical explanation...


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Losifer

Ivellios - September 4, 2009, 10:57 pm


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Losifer

Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 1:03 pm
Gorgeous wrestler

Reverse Cowboy -

Look What We Made -

TAGS: striped bat gremlins cross breeding
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

GaryO - February 4, 2014, 7:46 pm
Tidiness and toil. 5L

Tipping -

TAGS: stripper tipping canned foods mad
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:20 pm
Damm, missed the four for a dollar sale

Epiphany -


TAGS: quarters drinking alcohol spin the bottle stripper bikini
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:02 pm
5 poodles by the way
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:01 pm


TAGS: trash cycle beginning stripper poledance
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:19 am
She'll always be able to pay the rent! lol!
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
That is so wrong.

SEAN ON HOLIDAY - Always the coolest guy at the beach


TAGS: vegetarians can be convereted with a strip of bacon
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:08 am
And they said Ghandi was smart!? Pssshh! 5L Mr. R!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 9:14 pm
Sean - September 18, 2009, 7:30 pm
Great punchline to an intentional joke.

CYCLOPS - Visionary Leadership

IT'S BEER - H00R@Y B33R!!!!!1

TAGS: red stripe
Rating: 1.79/5
Hector - March 26, 2009, 10:46 pm
Used to be, Europeans thought we drank beer flavored water. These days, I agree with Fatty. We make as good a beer as is found anywhere. If you like a good buzz but a terrible hangover try some Indian beers. Very tasty. Very high alcohol content.
HtD - December 26, 2008, 4:12 am
Natural Ice. So delicious.
Shtoink - October 16, 2008, 6:39 am
i like some of the leinenkugel seasonal beers
Fatty - August 11, 2008, 1:21 pm
Sam Adams, Shiner Bock, Blue Moon, Lone Star (yeah, I said it), plus countless microbreweries making very good US beer.
the OTHER guy that destroyed your mailbox - August 5, 2008, 3:56 pm
attention the beer hunter!!! you! suck! we do not have good beer! deal with it! cuz i dont want to hear it anymore
Captain Douchebag - August 4, 2008, 2:21 pm
You must be some kind of retarded I've never heard of, then..
MFWLR - August 4, 2008, 2:00 pm
Because it tastes better than american beer.....
Captain Douchebag - August 4, 2008, 12:27 pm
MFWLR, you say American beer tastes like gnat piss..What the hell are you doing drinking gnat piss in the first place?
the Beer Hunter - August 4, 2008, 11:14 am
"We have plenty of excellent beer." Owkaye... name fifty :)
MFWLR - August 4, 2008, 10:16 am
Yes i did notice, i merely wondered if anyone else did...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 9:09 am
Tell me you didn't miss the large and obvious "Jamaican Lager" right under the name of the beer. Also, not all American beer tastes like gnat's piss. We have plenty of excellent beer.
MFWLR - August 4, 2008, 8:10 am
If it's american beer it'll taste like gnats piss
that guy that destroyed your mailbox last week - August 3, 2008, 11:43 pm

YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......

A fashionable silencer -

Occupation: Stripper -

Julie Stokes -

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